My first day, I’mma ting bu dong
My second day, I’mma ting bu dong
My last day, I’mma ting de dong

My first time onna China, nobody donna know my Engrish
Everyway I go, people tellin’ me ting bu dong, ting bu dong, ting bu dong

Ni hao, ni hao
Xie xie, xie xie
Maybe I’mma hao
Lotta people gonna di bu hao
Maybe I’mma hao
Lotta people gonna di bu hao

I’mma woa zi dao Shanghai
Whatcha doing Shanghai?
[Repeat 10x]