[Intro]
(Happy Birthday, Austin
ThreecreNation in this bitch!
“Enjoy Your Miserable Life”… yeah…)

Irate with my tirades
Choppin’ samples up like Pai Mei
White-bearded sensei with 40 ounces of fresh-brewed shit syndicated like cable news to boob tubes
Or Rickrolls to YouTube
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules… I burnt the handbook
Klan mobbin’ deep, we leavin’ more than one man shook
Pissed like a red-light speeding traffic cam crook getting a fine from the government
Yeah, I can vote now… I see no candidate with sustenance
So once I mix the system and add all of the colors in
Bullshit exists… Democratic or Republican
Waddup Ralph Nader, Waddup Ron Paul
Nah, fuck that!
Real niggas vote Darth Maul
He’ll end the deficit and fix all the gridlock inside Congressional crevices
Double-lightsabers for us all
The United States of the Sith, stupid bitch!
Tell a lobbyist that he can suck my dick!
Every Wall Street henchman shall cease to exist
We ain’t bailin’ out you criminals for any negligence
Our response: Bitch, you wasn’t with me fightin’ off The Force!
Heaven-sent that the citizens would vote as a retort
But my bad… go and book your shitty flight to that resort
Be dazzled by the minstrel show of Hollywood divorce
Just chug some Red Bull to bullshit on a report like you’re important…
Extended emotional exortion
I’ll be in a bed with a dream in my head
That Darth Maul will give the girls rights to get abortions
Effective healthcare for the young, plus the elderly
10 more felonies for fuckin’ Bill Bellamy
I can see you mad, bro there’s density in jealousy
America’s a hell to be
Yo…

Red and black skin on a stack of man-written religion
But you can be American without bein’ a Christian
And Darth’s a Sith Lord, FOX News gon’ start the bitchin’
But Westboro Baptists are stuck.in indecision
A body full of saber ain’t appealin’
Just look at all the bullshit acts that he’s repealin’…
Patriot, SOPA, agendas to have Mexican cartels movin’ coca…
We got a new hero
The trillion dolllar deficit deflated down to zero
Cigars with Mark Wahlberg and Robert De Niro
…If he gets some pussy from a prostitute… FUCK IT
He cut a couple billion off the nation’s yearly budget
Student loans forgiven, the debt is not a subject
We pulled our troops and made some peace to stop the unrest
And public education had its textbooks updated to the current generation
We’re pro-immigration
And racism ended, it’s a fuckin’ celebration
And inner-city poverty… faced obliteration
And I could go on about the good shit Darth did
I’m grateful that he fixed the world up for our kids
2012 isn’t just a number
You thought bullshit was everywhere, but we have another
So if you want the nation that we love to recover…
DARTH MAUL FOR PRESIDENT, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER