Chud SWYPHY a monkey on the prowl
Heads turn way around im a fuckin night owl
Im the emperor of swag bow down to me
You must got grande cajones if you look down to me
Beacuse bro this shit goes my way
Flying my delorean down the hill valley skyway
When I hit 88 im looking cray
When you hit 69 you just lookin gay
Im a fucking walkin 8 Glock
I get rich you just sitting on my ice rock
I rhyme these verses and you just ” ”
I got 10 bucks of batteries heading for your brain in a sock

Im the motherfucking president of swag
But I didn’t do my homwork im motherfucking david dent
I’mma take your shit but only keep a fragment
Leave it under my bed take it to the pawn shop to present
To my friend I owe him $10.95
For cappin this guy I just had to see fuckin die
Did I really do that shit
I dont know all I know is I am so motherfucking high
Yeah my ass is on ” ” so im callin it ass crack
More swag than that guy that made that 2pac hack
My friend was like wheres all the hash man
I was like I took it its illeagal im motherfucking batman
Im batman and you must be motherfuckin jokin me
Get off facebook why the motherfuck are you pokin me
Dont even try to do put the motherfuckin coke in me
Theres more woman in you than theres bloak in me
Im the leader of the motherfuckin innocent
Hustlin on to try and pay the motherfuckin rent
For the shelter we need to survive
Young brothers on the street tryin to make it real like the jackson 5

Im riding a fuckin velociraptor
My shits on soundcloud, not on motherfuckin napster
Im closer to god than your motherfuckin pastor
Cause im the motherfuckin swag master bitch
You say I rhyme like winne the pooh
You just mad cuz I got more swag than you
You must admit im supah fly for a jew

Im swag mastah yoda godammit
You my inferior go get me a soda godammit
Huntin more than boba fett godammit
Im runnin the 4th hour like hoda godammit