[Hook]
My love story– might be boring
Two hood niggas fucking in your driveway
All, out, in the open
It’s 8:30 on sunday morning
Old black ladies in hats driving cadillacs
We on ya’ll lawn
Acting like water hosessss
Yeah, my love story might be boring

[Verse 1]

Let’s all cut! (just like Demi!)
Who gives a fuck (we nervous breakdown britney!)
(x factors)
This our life
Trying to be his gay wife
Ain’t got much– but I flips and flops
Can put it in your butt– too!!
(but he won’t let me dude)
Can you be mine??
You like white wine– you white
This morning– I’m on whiskey
Permission to take advantage
I’m acting tipsy
Wanna see that dick see
Pull it out for a C!?
Note– I needs to choke

HOOK

[Verse 2]
Let’s cut!
Can you be mine?
This our life
Trying to be his gay wife
Nigga fucked me in the bathroom–
(called me for support cause his granny died)
Only request is– “look me in blue eyes and–
I’m gonna bust
On that sink– on my suit”
People at the wake
Waking up
Cause we making noise
Outloud, bullhorn– get that boy!
Pop it out!
Make me shout!
Want yo granny to tell us to shut the fuck up (from so beyond!)
Yeah, it’s kinda sick
Dick too big–
He think I’m faking
He put more dick in
I start to bleedin’

Like, a murder scene,– roe v wade
All my information– so fucking slapyed!
I’m laid out/turned out/brown and red down

Ask him to finish/i say/you say, yeah–
That shit is tannish round that crown
But I take it
I take it
Don’t care what they sayin’

So alive when he bust
So awake can see clearly now
The rain is gone

[Verse 3]
His mama knocking on the door
She need to get in– now!? (he nervous!)
But cum still coming
Oh my god! (i’m such a good friend!)
That homey who let you bone
At granny’s wake
Have you heard my love story!?
Might be boring–
We finished in the bathroom– but
It started in the driveway!

HOOK