(Verse 1)
How should I put this – I’m ravenous
I get my kicks reading bitches statuses
That’s right fucked, I ain’t need to say Facebook
Yet you understood you a pawn I’m a bishop
My hot frequence means ya plot weakens
LOL’s are modern day swastikas, on eBay I bought sneakers
And didn’t pay a lot neither, see I’m not conceited
Beats completed by the Patrick Draze
Dirty dancing you to death like Patrick Swayz’
Did the sick mullet with the steps like Patrick Kane
I am literally obsessed with Patrick Bateman
My minds whacked like Nasty MILF’s up in the cabbage patch
Licking Justin Bieber’s ass crack
But at least I got a brain, you just playin’ the Scarecrow
Wishing you cartel with cocaine in your sombrero

(Chorus – x2)
Go Home! and google Blue Waffle
Go Home! and google Blue Waffle
Go Home! eat a blueberry waffle and google Blue Waffle
(Verse 2)
I got a virus watching porn on my iPhone
Fuck raising sheep procreating with a cyborg
We looking welfare in Hilfiger
We looking welfare 2012 Tommy
We changing patterns like a plaid dress shirt
Socialists unite on a social network
Master of the track, I got the new balance
Heard those styles that you’s use use to move albums
Got the pumped up kicks and the fly hoodies
Blow my load in a box of girl guide cookies
Yeah so? I wear an ice cream cone
That’ll blind you, with the high beams on
I’m trying to keep the X in Xmas, protect ya neck in necklace
Blue Waffle, that’s a sexist breakfast
The chorus ain’t catchy it’s a vaginal infection

(Chorus – x2)